Can someone please keep the PM off my telly?

You can hardly turn on the TV these days without Gordon Brown popping up, prostituting himself on an inappropriate vehicle in another transparent attempt to ingratiate himself with the audience.

In the last few weeks he's been on Blue Peter not once but twice. Has the man no dignity at all?

I am thinking of producing a television programme in the future and would like very much for Mr Brown not to appear. Does anyone have any idea how I might arrange this?